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Students, Lets Laugh Away Sorrows As We Await Resumption Date From Different Institutions

A young man entered a mosque carrying a long, sharp machete and asked “Who is
a Muslim here?”
The whole mosque went as silent as a
grave yard. The man asked again “Who is a Muslim here” No one answered, this is due to the fear of machete. He said “How
can a full mosque have no Muslim”. No
one replied as they are all in fear.
The man then grabs the nearby guy and goes out with him and tells him,
“Guy come help me slaughter my Ram because
I don’t know how to do it”.
After the guy had slaughtered the
Ram, he tells the guy that he doesn’t
know how to skin it and that he should help him, the guy told the young man to go back to the mosque and
get someone else who would help him for I don’t know how to skin Ram. The man returns to the mosque with
a sharp machete dripping with blood.
When the Imam saw the machete, he quickly
shouts “Praise thy living jeeessuuuuus! The
whole mosque responds, ”halleluyaaaaah!!!”

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